Dear Chassis’ and Chassisettes,
I hope this message finds you well.
I just wanted to thank you for coming here to buy ‘More Lash’, the majority of the money from this project will be going towards me buying a five bed house in Clapham Old Town (ideally in between the triangle of terror and that delightful Gails).
Some will also be going to Restart Rugby to continue their amazing work but the rest I will be putting towards my skiing holiday in Val D'isere and my annual summer golf retreat in Vale Do Lobo.
If you think it’s too expensive this is not for you so please close the tab and f*ck off back to Putney.
CEO of Clapham / CCO (Chief Chat Officer)